Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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