that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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