I feel great
I just peed on a car
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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