WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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