We got so high we made milksteak
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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