So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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