is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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