Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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