Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my phone needs a breathalizer
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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