Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
