This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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