But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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