One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Someone signed my nipple.
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