He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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