Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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