Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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