We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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