I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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