shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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