I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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