I've blown a few things in my day
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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