I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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