Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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