Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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