i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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