what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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