dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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