He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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