I am in a vortex of obligation.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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