Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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