I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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