He asked to "fluff my boner.."
kristin has been a bad kristin
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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