the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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