Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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