Your face is a jimmy john
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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