Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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