I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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