why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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