just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You can make out without kissing
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