Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
