Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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