What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
and she was petting her beer can
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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