Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You've changed since you got that strap on
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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