butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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