I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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