Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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