It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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