I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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