I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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