Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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