We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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