Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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