Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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